Six year old kid checking out his mother’s ID card. Do you know why there isn’t a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken has come in another box. Did you know that a Rubik’s Cube has something in common with a p*nis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. Are you aware of the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in?. Hard and dry, but soft and wet when it comes out? Gum. Green and smelling like pork, what is it? Kermit’s Finger!. When Cinderella got to the ball, what did she do? She gagged. How do you refer to a guy with a small dick? Just-in!. When someone refuses to fart in public, what do you call them? A private tutor. How do you refer to a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float. Why do b**bs and toys have so much in common? Both were originally intended for kids, but daddies end up playing with them instead. What does one call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off. Could you tell me what the O said to the Q? Dude, your dick’s hanging out. Did the sanitary napkin say anything to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. The difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? With a terrorist, you can negotiate. How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? Once you open it, you find it half empty. In what way does one circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his younger sister in the jaw. What do Disney World and V*agra have in common?īoth make you stand around for over an hour and wait for a two-minute ride. Minnie told Mickey she wanted to divorce him. She sat on Pinocchio’s face and said, “Lei to me! Lie to me!” 
I’d like to find out the reason why Snow White, who is an iconic Disney character, was shut out of Disneyland. Why do elves laugh when they are running?Ĭan you tell us about Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?
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